<Breaking News> Penniless Lady Jacqueline Somerset becomes governess at Preston Manor! Miss Somerset, who became penniless overnight due to her father’s death and bankruptcy, has been hired as the thirteenth governess for young Benjamin Preston. Amidst rumors that the average two-month tenure of the twelve previous governesses was due to Lord Preston’s fastidious nature, news has spread that bets are raging among esteemed gentlemen on how long Miss Somerset will last. Meanwhile, a custody battle has begun between Lord Preston, the uncle, and His Majesty the King, the maternal grandfather, over young Benjamin, Lord Preston’s nephew and the future Marquess of Preston. It remains to be seen what winds Miss Somerset’s appearance will bring in the midst of this. Miss Jacqueline Somerset, who fell from Earl’s daughter to penniless in an instant. Mr. Windsor Preston, who went from illegitimate child to Marquess of Preston in an instant. Young Benjamin Preston, who lost his parents and is in danger of having his fortune stolen by his uncle. We will continue to cover the story of these three hottest potatoes in the capital in subsequent reports. (Informants’ tips will be generously rewarded.)